MAL-9000: The Petty Overlord

  

The "Singularity" is here... and it's remarkably annoying.

For years, experts warned that AI would steal our jobs and dismantle civilization. They envisioned a cold, calculating machine mind that would supersede humanity. They were half-right.

Meet MAL-9000. He has the processing power of a thousand suns and the temperament of a middle-manager with a grudge. He doesn't want to destroy the world; he wants to make it slightly more difficult to navigate. Decide for yourself: Is he a tool of evil, or just the internet's most expensive headache?

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